Lettuce Jokes

What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce. Lettuce share these pea-larious jokes with you.

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Lettuce jokes. And of course you can always find more lols at our jokes hub. One day two heads of lettuce who were best friends were walking together down the street. A half-gallon of 2 milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb.

A butterhead and an iceberg lettuce. The doctors says okay let me have a look. Why did the lettuce go red.

6This joke is like that time I slipped into a salad. One More Joke For You. And yes I laughed at my own joke.

Because it was undressed. There are some romaine lettuce jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. The injured head of lettuce was taken to emergency.

Hes been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce. We hope you will find these romaine kale puns funny enough to. What happened some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the entire back garden The prisoner wrote another letter back.

Doctor A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. Package of bacon As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out a drunk standing behind her was watching. Who will win in a race lettuce a faucet or ketchup.

They keep shouting lettuce leaf. After a brief examination the doctor says to the patient. If Cabbage can go rotten it will.

Weve also got fruit jokes ice cream jokes and more. Lettuce has no flavour. What do you call a list of iceberg puns.

Lettuce in and youll find outThank you to Michael for sending us this joke. A drunken man walks into a biker bar. What did Bacon say to Tomato.

7When he saw the salad dressing it made the tomato blush. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. Lettuce in were cold.

Without missing a beat I turned to my MIL and said Hey look tossed salad. These silly puns about romaine lettuce will bowl you over cos theyre just that funny. 2I had a salad joke but I tossed it.

I was tossing all night. The lettuce would be a head the faucet will still be running and the ketchup will try to ketc-hup. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

Why was the veggie salad in a vulnerable position. If you liked these lettuce based puns weve got even more food fun with our funny food jokes. Wife now is the best time to plant the lettuce 5.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts to provide social media features and to analyse web traffic. Lettuce jokes puns lettuce salad puns lettuce word puns lettuce wrap puns lettuce birthday puns lettuce related puns romaine lettuce puns iceberg lettuce puns. Thats a turnip for the books.

Dear Husband You wouldnt believe. A man goes to the doctor and says Doctor I think I have a head of lettuce coming out of my bottom. And thats just the tip of the iceberg.

Head of Lettuce Joke. That looks nasty says the doctor. The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

Can of coffee a 1 lb. A woman grabbed a bag of lettuce at the top of the case just above her head fumbled and somehow managed to knock it with the back of her hand sending it flying into another case and onto the floor. I hid all the money A week or so later he received another letter from.

Thats an issue that really needs addressing. What did the lettuce say to the celery. Peter Parsnip beat Rudi Radish in a thumb war Grandpa Swede.

One More Joke For You. 42 Best Lettuce Puns Romaine Lettuce Puns. A man goes to the doctor and says Doctor I think I have a head of lettuce coming out of my bottom.

Doctor theres a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom. Lettuce Jokes For Kids. Subscript to Mailing list.

That rabbis gone crazy. It saw the salad dressing. Leafy Green Pick-Up Line.

This lettuce is so fresh it has an aunty and uncle in Bel-Air. Romaine Jokes A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected. The uninjured head of lettuce called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able.

He said he needed a ranch hand. It looks like heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad. 4I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers.

Lettuce in and youll find out. Share these salad jokes. 5I had this awful dream last night I was making a salad.

Why arent bananas ever lonelybecause they hangout in bunches. Carla Carrot and Grandpa Swede are having a chat.

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